More risqué than usual.
Richard is an absent man,
And I'll give you the reason,
Richard is a jailed man,
Yes Richard's now in prison.
Only for a few short weeks,
Not long -just a smidgen,
Cos Richard was a dirty man,
Who tried to f*ck a pigeon.
Richard took a day trip,
To sunny Brighton seafront,
Richard thought that this would be,
A prime place for him to hunt.
Richard didn't think that this,
Would get him 3-6 months,
As he scoured the beaches,
For a lovely nice bird-c*nt.