Hi, my name is Ray, and on yesterday my daughter called me.
Yesterday was shaving day - a weekly event that banishes follicles from most of my body, or at least the parts I can be bothered to reach.
I don't want to get all icky and gross(especially don't think about anything above the knees and below the waist, readers) but I managed to rack up a total of 12 cuts to my epidermis during the marathon session.
Admittedly, I am not as practiced at fine bladework as others may be(having habitually shaved my face only once a month since I was 17). Still - how have we gone 2,000 years(at least - read your Bibles) without developing a better system of removing hair than slicing it off and waiting for it to grow back?
There are other ways, sure, but they're either rubbish(Immac cream, home waxing) or prohibitively expensive(pro waxing, lasers, electrolysis). We need a cheap, practical method for the common person.
Preferably one that doesn't leave me bleeding all over the bath.