Jokes only I find funny.
"Why are the US troops rooting for Obama? Because after years sleeping in the desert, they'll take whatever kinds of Barack they can get."
"Madeleine McCann? More like Madeleine McCan't... find her anywhere."
"I'm often described as a post-feminist... because I'd like to post all the feminists to somewhere very far away."
"BBC One's new slogan - Thanks for the free money, here's the Weakest Link."
"Why is a cat sanctuary easy to burgle? 'Cos it's full of pussies."
"Sarcastibix - Now with barley and wry"
"Police! Camera! Boredom!"
"Pop Idol? More like Pop Idon't... give a fuck."