It is hot. I'm talking jumping juniper hot, people.
And thanks to the benefits of British Summer Time(which I incorrectly reffered to as DST the other day) it's nearly six and not even dark out. One could get a tan, at this rate.
Seriously, though. It is bakin' out there. I accidently wore my pleather jacket in Poole and nearly burned up.
Other things that have burned up today include my brand new bicycle pump. I just managed to inflate the back tyre before the tube connceting bike and pump melted before my very eyes. It appears that I was pumping too fast and the friction did a lot of damage.
You can guess by the title of this site that the previous sentence is one I've come across before.
Ha! "Come across". Even more relevant.