Hey Mr. Postman.
A few minutes after my last post to this place, I received a letter from the Student Loans Company. It turns out that since I left University last year so very early in my course, they would like the £2249.00 grant they gave me back.
I can't give it back, obviously, since I spent it all on stupid stuff like food and electricity whilst I was living in Penryn, Cornwall.
Obviously I'll ring them up and arrange to pay it back in installments either now, or after I finish university.
However, I am tempted to simply not pay it back at all. Not that I feel I deserve it(it was given to me so that I could attend univursity - something I did not do) but rather, since I'm having to go into Dorchester to prove that I'm the same me I was last year so that they can give me money, should they not be asking me for the same proof to make sure that they're not demanding money off of the wrong Kyle Hayes?
I don't think that comes across written down the same as it is in my head, but the basic idea still made me roflcopter.