"Ice to meet you"
Edward - It's... it's weird, right?
Paco - What?
E - Actually, don't worry.
P - No, tell me. What's weird?
E - Well... "Paco". Sort of an odd name for a bear, right?
P - Really? Never thought about it.
E - Especially for a polar bear.
P - What? Why 'especially'?
E - Well... 'Paco' is kind of a Mexican name...
P - That's racist!
E - That's not racist, it's true! I mean, you couldn't be any whiter if you tried, man!
P - My fur is translucent, actually. My skin is black underneath.
E - Now THATS racist. Just another white boy trying to pretend like he's from the 'hood.
P - Like you can talk.
E - I'm mixed race, man. Penguins are half and half. Like a mermaid.
P - What? Mermaids aren't black.
E - No, but they are half 'n' half. 50 percent woman and 50 percent fish.
P - Don't talk about fish. I'm getting hungry.
E - Then kill and eat a fish.
P - No way. I'm a pacifist. For reals this time.
E - No, you're an idiot. An increasingly hungry idiot.
P - Maybe I'll eat YOU.
E - Don't be silly. You'd be spitting up feathers for weeks.
P - Fuck off, Edward.