'Written on an Airbed' is the weblog of Avery Edison, a 20 year-old transgendered unicyclist and comedian/writer from Southampton, England.
In the grand scheme, the last part of that is more significant than the first, but if you could unicycle you'd brag about it too.
For more from Avery, why not check out:
her very funny Twitter account
or her misnomered Flickr photostream
or maybe her Vimeo videos
or, naturally, herFacebook page
You can contact Avery via e-mail at:
I'll make a V-sign only you can see
If you hit me at 40 miles an hour there's an 80% chance I'll die.
Hit me at 30, and there's an 80% chance I'll live.
Are you the one they call Beowolf?
I said you better release me.
Now we can begin my most horrible evil plan yet.
You're a fat loser and you have body odor.
What is it with you people and the concept of 'okay'?