A foolproof plan.
Jack - So I uh... I’ve finally worked it out.
Kyle - Excellent. Be more specific.
Jack - Super powers. I’ve worked out how to get super powers.
Kyle - I predict that your plan gets at most 5 seconds in before I find a flaw.
Jack - Ok, well, first I break one of my legs...
Kyle - I’ve found the flaw.
Jack - No, listen! I break one of my legs, go to hospital, knock out the x-ray machine operator... man... person, and jig the controls so that I am bathed in radioactive waves for a few hours, emerging with astonishing preternatural abilities and gifts.
Kyle - Or cancer. And a broken leg.
Jack - No, seriously, it’s a foolproof plan.
Kyle - For getting a tumour. Seriously - this will cause you to die.
Jack - We’ll see. We’ll see.
Kyle - No, I’ll see. You’ll be dead.
Jack - We’ll see.