Written on an Airbed

I've just got another letter from the Telly License People

Quick question - I don't do drugs, so should I phone up the police and tell them I don't? My house isn't on fire, so should I call the Fire Dept. and appraise them of the situation? Of course not, but apparently I should call up the TV people and tell them I don't have a television.

And even then they'll still come around and make sure.

I literally cannot understand why we still have a TV License Fee in this country - the BBC has gone to shit, so that's no excuse. They show enough adverts for their own stuff between programs, so they might as well shove in a quick Daz commercial and stop charging people £135 a year for the privilege of having a device that does them, on the whole, nothing but bad.

I'm glad I've got a glass of milk to calm me down, because in these trying times one could very well burst a blood vessel.

16 January, 2008 - 13:34

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