The Kyle Hayes Media mini-Review
Haven't seen as much as I've wanted to in the past few weeks, so only two reviews today.
First up, St. Trinians. Wow, what a bad movie. Entirely predictable, of course, but that's forgivable considering the genre. The main problem with this film is it's stunt casting of models, especially for the bigger parts, which means that most of the performances you see end up being more wooden than Marc Wooten would be if he had an extra 'd' in his name.
There's a fun metaphor.
Aside from the bad performances, the editing leaves a lot to be desired, too. The film will shift too quickly to the next scene without an explanation of what is going on, a side effect of having to cram in the character arcs of so many characters into such a short space of time.
Still, if you're a person attracted to the female members of the human race, you could see this film and life to see another day. Most of the cast is legal(and those who aren't are obvious, so no worries there) and there are several laugh-out-loud moments in the script to keep you entertained whenever the eye candy isn't on screen.
Still, I'd much rather you go to see Dan in Real Life. I'm not going to say anything, because you should just go see it without any pre-conceptions.
Seriously, go see it. Right now. Not Kidding.
Go! Now!