Godzilla took a bite outta Optimus Prime
Avery: How's the driving license thing going?
Jack: Yeah. No.
Avery: What's 'no'?
Jack: I don't really have one any more.
Avery: Why not? Was it the speeding?
Jack: Wel-
Avery: The constant speeding?
Jack: It wasn-
Avery: The reckless, unbridled, record-breakingly omni-present speeding that you exhibited during your tenure as a 'driver'?
Jack: Can you stop with the adjectives? It wasn't the speeding.
Avery: Are you kidding? How could it not be the speeding? You sped for England! You sped like a man possessed!
Jack: I'm fully aware.
Avery: You made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs!
Jack: I don't... what is that?
Avery: It's Star War- doesn't matter. Back on topic. How the heck did you lose your license and have it not be for speeding?
Jack: Well... I didn't say I lost it. I know exactly where it is.
Avery: Well where is it then?
Jack: In my lower intestine.
Avery: You ATE it?
Jack: Yep. For a bet.
Avery: For a BET?
Jack: Well, sort of a bet/sort of a dare.
Avery: So you can still legally drive.
Jack: Oh, big time.
Avery: So why are we walking? Why have we BEEN walking for... 2 hours now?
Jack: Well, that's the other part of the bet. Slash dare.
Avery: ...
Jack: I ate the car too.