Things that I do, without fail, every single day.
-Try to put a t-shirt on whilst wearing my glasses.
-Forget to open the window and let fresh air in, thus ensuring a stuffy room to return to.
-Dry my hair to vigorously and hurt my various piercings.
-Jump my way down all the stairs, like I'm doing parkour.
-Drink caffeine.
-Forget to update this site.
-Neglect to write down jokes I think of.
-Listen to Daft Punk's "Harder Better Faster" on continuous loop.
-Ditto Panic at the Disco's new single.
-Sleep either too much or too little. No middle ground.
-Scramble to once more fix the power cable on my laptop.
-Eat chocolate.