Do you know who started the fi-yah?!
Earlier we had our mandatory once-yearly fire drill here at Chantry Halls of Residences for Students that go to Southampton Solent University and have Paid to Live in Halls of Residences or are going to pay Soon for their Residence in the Halls.
I was asleep when the horrifying alarm went off, wearing only my boxers. I stumbled around for a bit and managed to grab my trousers and a shirtacular arangement, but no socks. I like to think it made me look like I didn't give a shit. But it probably just made me look like a hobo.
As we all flocked to the stairs I thought "Hah, I'll press the button for the lift and wait for it hilariously" but there were problems with this idea - 1)No one here knows me and would think I was just an idiot and 2)staying inside a possibly burning building for the sake of a joke is stupid.
Still, I was turning this over in my mind when we reached the elevator and I saw people actually get in it. Worse still, they were absolutely cramming the small space with bodies. I mean fucking christ, it's only three floors you stupid c***s.
After the fun of waiting outside and then being told it was a drill, the guys and gals on my floor started getting ready for the night out - some fancy dress event somewhere. There were females shrieking up and down the corridor, so I poked my head out to what it was all about - there was a comely lass dressed as a playboy bunny. Another cliché for the cliché board, Baldrick.
Shitting Jesus, I really f***ing hate students.