I'd say grapes.
They don't taste as good as a banana or an apple, but there's less of a commitment involved.
Favourite fruits. No one needs to ask the question, it's constantly preying on every civillised person's mind.
Some people go with an orange, but I don't like the idea that when I'm done all I'm gonna have left over is the skin... that's creepy, in my book.
Oh, and, by-the-by, broccoli definitely wins the award for 'most tree-like vegatable'.
There was a brief moment where it looked like either lettuce or cabbage could pull into the lead, but the judges felt that, on reflection, they were more 'bushy' than 'tree-like'.
No one has any idea how the parsnips even got into the audition hall, but they were redirected to the 'thing that most looks like some sort of weird... thing" contest.
And won.