5 reasons all moths should be exterminated.
- They suck
- They don’t do anything
- They can’t even fly properly
- When they do fly, they choose to fly directly into your face
- Who in the whole world doesn’t think they suck?
As you can see, I’m not a fan of moths. They terrify me. Butterflies too, being perfectly honest, but I know that butterflies play an essential role in ecology whereas moths do not. The moths of the world are extremely expendable.
There were a bunch of moths in Jim’s house last night. Luckily, Jim owns an excellent fly swat. An electrically charged fly swat. This thing is awesome - hit the button, hear the high-pitched hum, smack a moth and watch it fall out of the air, paralyzed. You can then take it outside to flutter away harmlessly.
Or you can hold the electric grill to it’s body and keep hitting the button, watching the f*cker burn. In theory.