Written on an Airbed

Facebook groups that don't exist, but should.

- Stop the war in Iraq, start the war with YOUR MUM

- Campaign for real Dale. (Winton's a faker, yo. Check the skin tone.)

- Sign Here if you think we all need at least 6 extra arms.

- You know you grew up in the 1920s if...

- I just found out I can fly... AND SO CAN YOU.

- I'm the real Slim Shady, but I'm too tired.

- I attempt to teleport on a daily basis.

- You know you're a hemophiliac if...

- Disco is Dead!(In honour of Lenny Disco, 1946-2008)

- I am annoyed by some tiny, inconsequential thing in life, and must broadcast this publicly.

- Christ rolls 20s.

- I don't want to go to school today(Read the description!).

- You know you don't like eating scrambled eggs if...

- Sotton Felchers(group for Southampton; Portsmouth Felchers can fuck off!!!!1)

- Turtles are cute, and taste great.

- Lil' Bruce Wayne is the happiest kid alive.

02 March, 2008 - 04:38

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