Written on an Airbed

Call for "Serious Debate" on wolf

See here : http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/highlands_and_islands/7268765.stm

Somtimes, when I get a little exasperated with the universe, I cry out "Are you kidding me?". Apparently the universe sometimes hears me and replies "Well... I... I'm not kidding right now, but I could rustle something up. If you need a laugh?"

And then this stuff happens. People want to go out of their way to save wolves. Apparently the Scottish Highlands weren't dangerous enough. Never mind the heart-attack inducing deep-fried mars bars, we need more rabid, carnivorous dogs up north of the border, too.

I'd rather see any money spent on this project instead go to anti-wolf measures. Like giant robotic exoskeletons so I can finally live my life in peace, free from the fear of wolf attacks. Or maybe a big, portable box we can put all the wolves in. And send to the Sun.




01 March, 2008 - 03:27

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